FacebookRandom knowledge.Last.fmPlurk WHAT’S UP MOTHERFUCKERS! I like oatmeal and raisins! BSCS-ST, DLSU. There you go motherfuckers!Tumblr (3.0; @torotot)http://torotot.tumblr.com/Guy: Miss, meron kayong wi fi dito?<br /> Miss: Ah, ser.. Wala po eh.<br /> Guy: Ay, sayang naman..<br /> Miss: Dibale ho ser, meron kaming apple pie, peach mengow pie tsaka taro pie. Try niyo, ser!<br /> Guy: ...dibale nalang. Bye.http://torotot.tumblr.com/post/288892361http://torotot.tumblr.com/post/288892361Fri, 18 Dec 2009 21:09:50 +0800<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuq4wt8D871qz9t9eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://torotot.tumblr.com/post/287469707http://torotot.tumblr.com/post/287469707Thu, 17 Dec 2009 21:08:49 +0800<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr1p69cIXJ1qzo2uco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://joserizal.tumblr.com/post/284525220/wiji-apply-this-to-everyday-of-your-life-and" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">joserizal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://wiji.tumblr.com/post/205074316/apply-this-to-everyday-of-your-life-and-you-shall" target="_blank">wiji</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Apply this to everyday of your life and you shall be happy.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> Noted.http://torotot.tumblr.com/post/286079402http://torotot.tumblr.com/post/286079402Wed, 16 Dec 2009 21:08:53 +0800<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuoxgutaej1qzzhs7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://www.pinoytumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">pinoytumblr</a>)</p>http://torotot.tumblr.com/post/284633403http://torotot.tumblr.com/post/284633403Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:07:15 +0800<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kui4v70xvH1qzpfnqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://muaythaichef.tumblr.com/post/279212983/haha-sabaw-nako-pero-walang-sinabi-kasabawan-ko" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">muaythaichef</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>haha sabaw nako. pero walang sinabi kasabawan ko sa title ng pelikulang ito. \m/</p></blockquote>http://torotot.tumblr.com/post/282802329http://torotot.tumblr.com/post/282802329Mon, 14 Dec 2009 13:43:56 +0800<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktjzm7FqvD1qzahuvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://spitfirex.tumblr.com/post/274182349/basic-stuff-for-the-next-time-you-nimfa-bs-3" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">spitfirex</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Basic stuff for the next time you Nimfa B’s. :3</p></blockquote> Now I know.http://torotot.tumblr.com/post/281255874http://torotot.tumblr.com/post/281255874Sun, 13 Dec 2009 13:40:55 +0800<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/TbiOhUikSp58jendgGOYXNPQo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://paperhentai.tumblr.com/post/266117004" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">paperhentai</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>(via <a href="http://ragetoons.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">ragetoons</a>)</p></blockquote>http://torotot.tumblr.com/post/279893096http://torotot.tumblr.com/post/279893096Sat, 12 Dec 2009 13:40:48 +0800<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku6c7l3Yc71qzgyflo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://wishmeluck.tumblr.com/post/270266213/kuuujie-discomannequin-creepy-well" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">wishmeluck</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kuuujie.tumblr.com/post/270205644/discomannequin-creepy-well-that-made-me" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">kuuujie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://discomannequin.tumblr.com/post/270187522" target="_blank">discomannequin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Creepy :))</p> </blockquote> <p>well that made me freak out!</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://torotot.tumblr.com/post/278569697http://torotot.tumblr.com/post/278569697Fri, 11 Dec 2009 13:40:49 +0800oh shit“If your relationship is more of a hassle than what you put up with at work, you’ve got it completely backwards. How thick are you that you’re staying with someone that’s more work than actual work!? Yeesh, sometimes I wonder about you kids.”<br/><br/> - <em>(via <a href="http://fromtheoldman.com/" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">fromtheoldman</a>)</em>http://torotot.tumblr.com/post/277168572http://torotot.tumblr.com/post/277168572Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:39:54 +0800<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kudedfkbQp1qz9t9eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Street food</p>http://torotot.tumblr.com/post/275720848http://torotot.tumblr.com/post/275720848Wed, 09 Dec 2009 13:39:58 +0800true story<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krc1tvtgCL1qzfdq8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://dontmesswithcookiemonster.tumblr.com/post/260739378/crappykid-ssshhhhh-17roxy" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">dontmesswithcookiemonster</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://crappykid.tumblr.com/post/260633862" target="_blank">crappykid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ssshhhhh.tumblr.com/post/209837420/17roxy-gross" target="_blank">ssshhhhh</a>:<a href="http://17roxy.tumblr.com/post/209823206" target="_blank">17roxy</a>:</p> <p>GROSS.=)))))))))))))</p> </blockquote> <p>Tang ina =)))))))))))</p> </blockquote>http://torotot.tumblr.com/post/274610008http://torotot.tumblr.com/post/274610008Tue, 08 Dec 2009 20:40:48 +0800true story<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku0hk0P8761qzh5gno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://dickndspongebob.tumblr.com/post/265957857/tumblrisforfaggots-what-is-this-magic" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">dickndspongebob</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://tumblrisforfaggots.tumblr.com/post/265955763" target="_blank">tumblrisforfaggots</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>WHAT IS THIS? MAGIC?!?!?!</p> </blockquote> <p>lmao wow</p> </blockquote>http://torotot.tumblr.com/post/273138255http://torotot.tumblr.com/post/273138255Mon, 07 Dec 2009 20:40:48 +0800true story<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktvqfyUTyR1qz9t9eo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Girl moustache iz hipster?</p>http://torotot.tumblr.com/post/271667319http://torotot.tumblr.com/post/271667319Sun, 06 Dec 2009 20:40:48 +0800wtfweirdhipster<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku08ckXuYp1qz5y5go1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://baddie.tumblr.com/post/265703223/the-whole-story-pogi-nga-ang-biktima-ayon" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">baddie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The whole story.</p> <blockquote> <p>“Pogi nga ang biktima,” ayon kay Detective Jonathan Bautista…</p> </blockquote> <p>Deadz na meh.</p> </blockquote>http://torotot.tumblr.com/post/270273744http://torotot.tumblr.com/post/270273744Sat, 05 Dec 2009 20:40:48 +0800philippinespogiTed Failon: What will you do to stop political dynasties in the Philippines?<br /> Erap: Kung ang anak ng pari gusto mag pari pipigilan mo ba yun?!<br /> Ted Failon: Ang pari po hindi pwede magka anakhttp://torotot.tumblr.com/post/268872468http://torotot.tumblr.com/post/268872468Fri, 04 Dec 2009 17:36:32 +0800<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kttah3bEEo1qz9t9eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Nasa front page ng tabloid. LMAO</p>http://torotot.tumblr.com/post/267517099http://torotot.tumblr.com/post/267517099Thu, 03 Dec 2009 17:49:49 +0800wtf“I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it’s unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he’s a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she’s a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a shitty lock. That shut her up.”<br/><br/> - <em>Twig from QDB</em>http://torotot.tumblr.com/post/266119498http://torotot.tumblr.com/post/266119498Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:49:48 +0800<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktjffnGGI61qzc6tso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://reinventthesea.tumblr.com/post/255691750" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">reinventthesea</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://noahkai.tumblr.com/post/255298569/fuckyeah4chan-via-juiceinabox" target="_blank">noahkai</a>:<a href="http://fuckyeah4chan.tumblr.com/post/255106259/via-juiceinabox" target="_blank">fuckyeah4chan</a>:(via <a href="http://juiceinabox.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">juiceinabox</a>)</p></blockquote>http://torotot.tumblr.com/post/264730487http://torotot.tumblr.com/post/264730487Tue, 01 Dec 2009 17:49:47 +0800<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kthapbNkM21qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://dontmesswithcookiemonster.tumblr.com/post/252592081/thedailywhat-personal-hygiene-guide-of-the-day" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">dontmesswithcookiemonster</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thedw.us/post/252257072/personal-hygiene-guide-of-the-day-how-to-brush" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Personal Hygiene Guide of the Day:</b> How to brush your teeth like a Spartan.</p> <p>This. Is. ADA accepted!, tonight we floss in hell!, etc.</p> <p>[<a href="http://attuworld.com/fun/how-to-brush-your-teeth-like-a-spartan.html" target="_blank">via</a>.]</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://torotot.tumblr.com/post/263313368http://torotot.tumblr.com/post/263313368Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:49:49 +0800<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktv7a5c5q01qz9t9eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Musical O</p>http://torotot.tumblr.com/post/261907394http://torotot.tumblr.com/post/261907394Sun, 29 Nov 2009 17:49:17 +0800